OC Roller Girls in Orange County California

Crash Test Bunnies

“We are the Crash Test Bunnies. Together, we develop and promote the ideals of responsibility, hard work, sportsmanship and teamwork within a safe and positive environment. We empower each other to do things that we would normally not do. To go above and beyond our abilities and exceed, not just others, but our own expectations.

We give 500% each time, even when our health is at 50%. We’re sweet, but we’re not above the occasional skate to the cooche. Yes, we wear yellow, but we’re never mellow. We started in this adventure together and we will finish it together, on the track, as a team.

As Doc Sadistix so eloquently put it “On the track, being around us is unsafe at any speed and we quickly turn opponents into another crash statistic. We’re skating for everyone who feels bruised and battered by the world; everyone who’s been taking the hits; everyone who feels like a crash test dummy sometimes.”

We make life better, we have great hair, and we ride unicorns over rainbows while drenched in glitter. We’re tough, we’re sexy, our hits will hurt and we will take you out – We are the Crash Test Bunnies.”